What a bunch of ABSOLUTE MORONS!!!
Normally, I wouldn’t put such personal feelings on the internet in such a public place. Especially since there are a lot of potential customers of Coricraft coming to this site. But, PLEASE let me explain why you should go shop somewhere else before trying Coricraft.
In the previous article, “Coricraft Menlyn – A different language“, I mentioned that our Bookshelf arrived damaged. Perhaps it WAS my fault for not checking it properly, but it was late (they eventually arrived at 6PM to deliver the goods, after making me wait all day), and the large crack was under a shelf, which you had to bend down to see. Well, it took a whole 2 months to get the damaged bookshelf swapped out for an undamaged one.
You may ask how we eventually got Coricraft to deliver a new bookshelf. Well, after a 2 month run-around, here was the clinching conversation with the Coricraft factory shop in Wynberg.
The players are:
My Wife – W
Coricraft Dumbass – CD
W: We are tired of this run-around, and would like to know when the bookshelf will be delivered!
CD: Ok, I will phone you back to let you know
W: NO! You’ve said that too many times. I want to know WHEN you will phone me back!
CD: I will phone you back this afternoon.
W: Will you definitely phone me back?
W: OK, but if you don’t phone me back today and give me an EXACT date and time of when this will be delivered, I will phone your head-office and speak to management!
CD: No, please don’t do that, we’ll get into trouble!
Now, is that not supposed to be the point! “We’ll get into trouble!”
YES, that IS supposed to be the “Coricraft Dumbass” in the photo.